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Love it or Hate it: Gwyneth as Dark Vador

Submitted by thecocktailcafe on Wednesday, 22 October 20083 Comments

So, correct me if I’m wrong, but this is the first step in Gwyneth Paltrow’s attempt to take over Mary-Kate Olsen’s identity, right?
Gwyneth Paltrow dresses like Dark Vador
source: fug yourself

First, the long, goth-y, furry get-ups. Next, the center-parted blond hair. And finally, of course, the sort of sourly pursed lips. Expect soon to see her adopt the following, in no particular order: a Starbucks cup perm-attached to her right hand; a giant purse made of some kind of rare, fuzzy animal; a disregard for pants; a renewed affection for items with holes in them; a very similar — but more cheerful-looking — personal hanging around with her on occasion; and, finally, a DeLorean so that she can travel to the past, make a series of movies in which she plays twins who get into hilarious scrapes while on vacation with clueless but loving parents, and emerge a bazillionaire. It’s not the worst plan I’ve ever heard.

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  • nicky said:

    She could have done without the shrug looking thing. She would have probably look better in just the black dress. As for the Olsen twin they are from another planet, they use to be some plump and cute. Now they look as if the wind blow to hard they will fall down.

  • JessicaAPISS said:

    There is no one else I love to hate more than Gwynnie. Ohhhh, have you been to http://goop.com/? It’s SO BAD it’s awesome.

  • rhea said:

    Me too. I am still trying to figure out what she was thinking with this sad, gloomy outfit. Have the stars gone mad?

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